Monday, March 31, 2008

DON'T BE THAT GUY


For a moment yesterday we become 'one of those people'. Usually we play competitive football of a Sunday, but due to only having one game left and a pre-booked pitch, Seb, Bernie, Paul & I decided to have what is commonly known as a kickabout. But when there's only 4 of you you have to make up the numbers somehow. And we had to be the ones making up the numbers by luring a load of Arabs and Kosovans into a game with our pre-booked pitch.


The problem is that having invited loiterers to play for us on a number of occasions, we should know full well that a) loitering around parks for a game is the lowest form of past time,and b) loiterers are undoubtedly terrible at football, because they can't get into a team.


I swore I would never ask to join a game, but we had to do it yesterday and for that I am slightly ashamed.


Saying that, that's how we met Leon.


P.S. I must add that this isn't the most exciting thing that happened in my life in the last 2/3 weeks. But the other important things are private, I won't write about them here, namely:

1. ██ █████████ ██████ ██████

2. ███████ ███ █████ ████


Hopefully these things will be public knowledge soon. Meanwhile I will work on my next film, if only my muse can be available for shooting. Those are technical terms.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

I LOVE GEEKS

video

My first foray into movie making is above. I'm not mad on it but you have to start somewhere. The next one will have a theme and fades and shit. Starring Adrian, Alex, Chez, Owen, Alfie, Dave and maybe a couple of others. Don't tell Weezer I used their song.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

SQUEEZE ME MACARONI

Seven days of dinner


Meat & veg


No effort


All in the oven


Pissed



Ate too much



Leftover

What Nikki would have had. You missed out there dear.

Saturday, March 01, 2008