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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	William Hughes
Birthday:	20th April
Birthplace:	Frimley Park Hospital
Current Location:	Brentford massive
Eye Color:	Grey/green perhaps
Hair Color:	Broon
Height:	5' 7" and a quarter
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right handed
Your Heritage:	My heritage?
The Shoes You Wore Today:	The black hobnails
Your Weakness:	Cider, sudokus, pretty girls
Your Fears:	Baked beans, wasps, the telephone
Your Perfect Pizza:	Fiorentina probably
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Get a new job or a girlfriend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	lol - fuck off
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Is it a weekday?
Your Best Physical Feature:	My manly beard
Your Bedtime:	11pm if nothing's on telly
Your Most Missed Memory:	How do I know what this is if it's missed?
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Neither really but McDonalds
Single or Group Dates:	Any dates really.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:	No
Do you Swear:	Fuck yeah
Do you Sing:	Badly
Do you Shower Daily:	Yes
Have you Been in Love:	I think not
Do you want to go to College:	Been there
Do you want to get Married:	Yes
Do you belive in yourself:	I think I'm great
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Not anymore
Do you think you are Attractive:	In a certain light to a certain type
Are you a Health Freak:	No
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yes I do
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument:	I do not
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	In the past day
In the past month have you Smoked:	No sir
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	No sir
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Many
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	We don't have them here
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	We don't have them here
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	No, it's been too long
In the past month have you been on Stage:	I was born on the stage
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Sort of
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No sir
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Only the heart of a lady
Ever been Drunk:	Does last night count
Ever been called a Tease:	I don't think so
Ever been Beaten up:	No
Ever Shoplifted:	No
How do you want to Die:	In a yachting accident
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	A man
What country would you most like to Visit:	Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	Blue
Favourite Hair Color:	either
Short or Long Hair:	short if blonde, long if dark
Height:	Shorter than me
Weight:	lighter than me
Best Clothing Style:	Indie scruff
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Types? 4
Number of CDs I own:	too many 1500+
Number of Piercings:	Zero
Number of Tattoos:	Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	17 million
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

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Top songs in the world right now:

1. Minus The Bear - Pachuca Sunrise
2. Be Your Own Pet - Bicycle Bicycle, You Are My Bicycle
3. Deftones - Minerva
4. The Young Knives - Part Timer
5. Audioslave - Revelations

DROP DROP DROPPING IT DOWN

How does the man from the BT advert (the man/son from the Robert Lindsay sitcom My Family) have so much money?

In the first of the series, he claimed that his new girlfriend had moved her and her children in overnight. Now, I don't think this is the case. If he was in a relationship with a single mother, it would have been a very big decision discussed at length between the two adults. Now, bearing in mind that this happened, and it was his house they decided they would live in, why would a bachelor of his age be living in a house that had at least two spare bedrooms for the children? His suits don't look like they are from a man who's salary is worthy of a three bedroom house. I'm guessing he lives on the outskirts of London (or at least the home counties) from his accent.

In the second, or maybe a later episode, of the series he is seen having a good relationship with one of the children. I think this must have taken a long time to get to, so he must have been in a relationship with the woman for a very long time.

In one of the most recent adverts, he is seen walking past a billboard in casual clothes before entering his house. Granted, I have only seen this once, but it did appear he was carrying nothing. Now, I don't there is really any occasion where a man would be walking towards his house empty handed on the weekend. Usually he would have his wife/girlfriend and her children with him or carrying some sort of provisions like a pint of milk or a newspaper. But if he was in a family environment, I would expect those things to be delivered to his door. I thought initially maybe he was returning from paying a paper bill, but I have decided against this, as he would have still picked something up when he was there. The only explanation is that he walking from his car, which he had to park around the corner, having dropped the children off at a friends house, or football practice or suchlike. But this can't be right as there are no cars parked out the front. Maybe he had initially gone past the house to park but there was a car there, and now he has returned the space was available. But then, surely his attention would be more on the now available parking space, cursing his rotten luck at having to park round the corner, than the billboard advertising BT latest offer?

SHE SCRATCHES A LETTER

It may have even taken this long to get over the set on Sunday night. Better set than Astoria, better than Cardiff 6 years ago.

Corduroy; Do The Evolution; Animal; Worldwide Suicide; Severed Hand; Dissident; Even Flow; Sad; I Am Mine; Jeremy; Grievance; Life Wasted Reprise; Better man; Save You; Blood; Rearviewmirror; Encore, Iron Man on Ukelele; Soon Forget; Given To Fly; Once; Crown Of Thorns; Comatose; Alive; Encore, Why Go?; Baba O'Riley; Yellow Ledbetter.

Beat that.

I wasn't really paying attention during MCR but that was quite good. As were the Kooks, although that second stage tent is massive. They should hire that out - I reckon you could get 20,000 people in there. And there was Taking Back Sunday too, but again, wasn't really paying attention. And it was daylight, and no band is good in the daylight.

The Audioslave album has been universally panned. I thought it was quite good.

And my brother has a new band called My Wave