Friday, April 21, 2006

PISS ON MY BLACK KETTLE


Blindness. Not in the sense of not seeing, but not knowing. Is beauty only skin deep?

I've been signed up to large breasted aesthetics expert Sarah Beeney's dating website. Someone has mailed me. I don't have a photo up there, nor does she. When I get a photo up, she'll have to. But what do you say if the face is not to my taste. I don't need anew friend, and this is a 'dating' site. Can I be blunt? Should I lie?

Pearl Jam last night. There must have been a forgery problem as tickets were being checked and double checked. Some guy had spent £160 on a fake ticket and was abit miffed to say the least. Oh well. Awesome gig though.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know, people do read this blog, so you should update it more often you workshy git.

Oh, and if she's ugly, tell her to get lost. It's the only way they learn.

Anonymous said...

i agree with mr anonymous afore me. if she is a minger then ask her why she feels the need to hide behind anonymity and a computer screen. If she is not, then i suspect it is a big hairy man hiding behind a fake picture.