AN OPEN LETTER TO SOFIA

Dear Sofia,

Don't run before you can walk. We had a great time together but I don't think you're ready. Take it back a step. You think you're ready but you've tried too hard too soon. You're like a 15 year old who fancies the 20 year old, wearing too much make up. We don't want wall to wall pizzerias in Bulgaria, nor do we want the 'super club' which is empty. We want some traditional restaurants and some bars with dancefloors. We want 80s, 90s or rock music, not ear-bleeding faceless techno.

That said, I loved my time with you but you have some growing up to do.

All the best

William

PS That could could of course be exactly what you want, so sorry if it is, but the clubs were pretty empty.